My Future Is So Bright...

...I have to wear shades.

Things I want from The Harriet Carter Catalog*

*Distinctive gifts since 1958

Strawberry slicer

Jumbo ladybug tent

28 Day Mascara

Sit and Be Fit DVD Set

Sauna pants

Portable salad bar

"Fanny" bank-makes saving money a real gas! Just drop a coin in the strategically-placed slot of this tushy-shaped bank and listen as it lets out the loudest rip you've ever heard. Add more loot, hear more toot...

That's about it. Don't mistake this for my Christmas wish list. I never write my wish list this early in the year!